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Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP) is a token trading on Base at $0.0003912. Its main pool holds $28.3K of liquidity on Uniswap V4 Base, paired against ETH. Over the last 24 hours USELESSLAPTOP has gained +325% on $1.01M of trading volume across 347 transactions.
The pair was created 7 days ago (Sep 11, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.
Both addresses link straight to BaseScan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.
Supply data for USELESSLAPTOP is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.
We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: USELESSLAPTOP sits at 21/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.
USELESSLAPTOP is a Base token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume is currently running at 35.5 times pool liquidity, meaning the pool turns over many times a day. That produces sharp moves in both directions and makes the price highly sensitive to a handful of large trades. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Base market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a F grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.
| USELESSLAPTOP | USD |
|---|---|
| 5,000 USELESSLAPTOP | $2 |
| 50,000 USELESSLAPTOP | $20 |
| 500,000 USELESSLAPTOP | $196 |
| 5.00M USELESSLAPTOP | $2.0K |
| 50.00M USELESSLAPTOP | $19.6K |
| USD | USELESSLAPTOP |
|---|---|
| $10 | 25,560 USELESSLAPTOP |
| $100 | 255,598 USELESSLAPTOP |
| $1,000 | 2.56M USELESSLAPTOP |
| $10,000 | 25.56M USELESSLAPTOP |
| $100,000 | 255.60M USELESSLAPTOP |
Only one active pool is currently tracked for USELESSLAPTOP.
Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.
0x701d36f0cf8dba4579a0d45f29d903cb443bc0a7 You can open that address on BaseScan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it.| Token | Price | 24h | Liquidity | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| USELESSLAPTOP (this page) | $0.0003912 | +325% | $28.3K | F 21 |
| TEVA price | $0.0005006 | -1.97% | $27.7K | A 93 |
| TOY price | $0.00002922 | 0.00% | $27.4K | C 60 |
| BTYR price | $0.000001244 | 0.00% | $24.8K | D 55 |
| CHUBBY price | $0.000002462 | +85.8% | $20.1K | D 57 |
| CRACKTOP price | $0.0002266 | +153% | $20.0K | C 72 |
Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. USELESSLAPTOP trades at $0.0003912 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.
| Target price | Multiple from today | Implied valuation | For scale |
|---|---|---|---|
| $0.001 | 2.6x | $1000.0K | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $0.1 | 255.6x | $100.00M | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $1 | 2,556x | $1000.00M | a mid-tier crypto asset |
This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where USELESSLAPTOP will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.
Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP) trades at $0.0003912, gained +325% over the last 24 hours.
We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, USELESSLAPTOP sits at 21 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Volume far exceeds liquidity, possible wash trading; The pool reports $1.01M of volume across 347 trades, which averages $2.9K per trade against $28.3K of liquidity. A swap that size is 10% of the whole pool and could not clear at the prices recorded, so we do not treat the volume figure as usable.
The tracked pool holds $28.3K of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.
USELESSLAPTOP trades on Base, mainly through Uniswap V4 Base. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.
USELESSLAPTOP has traded $1.01M in the last 24 hours across 347 transactions, split 206 buys and 141 sells.
The tracked USELESSLAPTOP pool was created 7 days ago, on Sep 11, 2026.
The USELESSLAPTOP contract address on Base is 0x701d36f0cf8dba4579a0d45f29d903cb443bc0a7. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.
Sells are going through (141 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.
Traders looking at USELESSLAPTOP also open TEVA, TOY, BTYR, CHUBBY, CRACKTOP.