USELESSLAPTOP/USD price action, 0 candles at 15m. Data refreshes on every page load.
Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP) is a token trading on Base at $0.000123. Its main pool holds n/a of liquidity on Uniswap V4 Base, paired against ETH. Over the last 24 hours USELESSLAPTOP has gained +42.9% on $180.3K of trading volume across 48 transactions.
The pair was created 6 days ago (Sep 13, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.
Both addresses link straight to BaseScan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.
Supply data for USELESSLAPTOP is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.
We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: USELESSLAPTOP sits at 43/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.
USELESSLAPTOP is a Base token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume is low relative to the $0 sitting in the pool, so the price can stay flat for long stretches and then jump when a single sizeable order arrives. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Base market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a D grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.
| USELESSLAPTOP | USD |
|---|---|
| 10,000 USELESSLAPTOP | $1 |
| 100,000 USELESSLAPTOP | $12 |
| 1.00M USELESSLAPTOP | $123 |
| 10.00M USELESSLAPTOP | $1.2K |
| 100.00M USELESSLAPTOP | $12.3K |
| USD | USELESSLAPTOP |
|---|---|
| $10 | 81,271 USELESSLAPTOP |
| $100 | 812,711 USELESSLAPTOP |
| $1,000 | 8.13M USELESSLAPTOP |
| $10,000 | 81.27M USELESSLAPTOP |
| $100,000 | 812.71M USELESSLAPTOP |
Only one active pool is currently tracked for USELESSLAPTOP.
Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.
0x88424775a08726fcb8457b0296a216a26751a956 You can open that address on BaseScan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it.| Token | Price | 24h | Liquidity | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| USELESSLAPTOP (this page) | $0.000123 | +42.9% | n/a | D 43 |
| ND4 price | $0.0001039 | +447% | $580 | F 30 |
| VCAT price | $0.000003343 | +9.62% | $3.1K | F 35 |
| VAULT price | $0.000003311 | -3.31% | $3.3K | F 33 |
| LIQUIDBGT price | $6.59e-7 | +339% | $3.5K | F 35 |
| JH price | $0.00000418 | 0.00% | $4.2K | F 33 |
Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. USELESSLAPTOP trades at $0.000123 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.
| Target price | Multiple from today | Implied valuation | For scale |
|---|---|---|---|
| $0.0002 | 1.6x | $206.5K | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $0.1 | 812.7x | $103.27M | a mid-tier crypto asset |
| $1 | 8,127x | $1.03B | a large-cap crypto asset |
This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where USELESSLAPTOP will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.
Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP) trades at $0.000123, gained +42.9% over the last 24 hours.
We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, USELESSLAPTOP sits at 43 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Negligible liquidity, high rug risk.
The tracked pool holds n/a of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.
USELESSLAPTOP trades on Base, mainly through Uniswap V4 Base. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.
USELESSLAPTOP has traded $180.3K in the last 24 hours across 48 transactions, split 30 buys and 18 sells.
The tracked USELESSLAPTOP pool was created 6 days ago, on Sep 13, 2026.
The USELESSLAPTOP contract address on Base is 0x88424775a08726fcb8457b0296a216a26751a956. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.
Sells are going through (18 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.
Traders looking at USELESSLAPTOP also open ND4, VCAT, VAULT, LIQUIDBGT, JH.