DEXONOMICS

Useless Laptop USELESSLAPTOP

$0.0002982 +244% 24h
0/100
Grade F
ON-CHAIN HEALTH INDEX

USELESSLAPTOP/USD price action, 2 candles at 15m. Data refreshes on every page load.

$0.0002982
Price
n/a
Market cap
$298.2K
FDV
$0
Liquidity
$369.2K
24h volume
245
24h txns

What is Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP)?

Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP) is a token trading on Base at $0.0002982. Its main pool holds $0 of liquidity on Uniswap V4 Base, paired against ETH. Over the last 24 hours USELESSLAPTOP has gained +244% on $369.2K of trading volume across 245 transactions.

The pair was created 8 days ago (Sep 11, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.

USELESSLAPTOP price performance

PeriodChange
24 hours+244%
From ATH ($0.0003332)-10.5%
From ATL ($0.00008656)+244%

USELESSLAPTOP history: the key events, on-chain

Sep 11, 2026
Pool created on Uniswap V4 BaseThe USELESSLAPTOP/ETH pair went live and became tradable on Base.
Sep 10, 2026
All-time high at $0.0003332Highest daily price recorded in the available on-chain history. USELESSLAPTOP now trades -10.5% from that level.
Sep 10, 2026
All-time low at $0.00008656Lowest daily price on record. Current price is +244% versus that low.
Sep 19, 2026
Trading at $0.0002982$0 liquidity, $369.2K in 24h volume, 146 buys against 99 sells.

USELESSLAPTOP tokenomics and supply

Total supply1.00B USELESSLAPTOP
Market capn/a
Fully diluted valuation$298.2K
Circulating estimateNot reported
Decimals18
Pool address0xde34...7984

Both addresses link straight to BaseScan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.

Supply data for USELESSLAPTOP is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.

USELESSLAPTOP on-chain data, signal by signal

We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: USELESSLAPTOP sits at 0/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.

LiquidityUnder $5k ($0)
Volume1508670x liquidity, almost certainly wash traded
Trades146 buys / 99 sells
Age8d old
Public presenceNo website, socials or description published
LiquidityReported reserves with zero recorded trades
Risk flags

USELESSLAPTOP contract checks, reported by GoPlus Security

These checks come from GoPlus Security, an independent contract scanner. We publish their reading, we do not produce it.

Honeypot checknot flagged
Mintableno

What moves the USELESSLAPTOP price?

USELESSLAPTOP is a Base token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume is currently running at 1508670.1 times pool liquidity, meaning the pool turns over many times a day. That produces sharp moves in both directions and makes the price highly sensitive to a handful of large trades. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Base market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a F grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.

USELESSLAPTOP to USD converter and price calculator

USELESSLAPTOPUSD
5,000 USELESSLAPTOP$1
50,000 USELESSLAPTOP$15
500,000 USELESSLAPTOP$149
5.00M USELESSLAPTOP$1.5K
50.00M USELESSLAPTOP$14.9K
USDUSELESSLAPTOP
$1033,540 USELESSLAPTOP
$100335,401 USELESSLAPTOP
$1,0003.35M USELESSLAPTOP
$10,00033.54M USELESSLAPTOP
$100,000335.40M USELESSLAPTOP

USELESSLAPTOP markets and top pools

PoolDEXLiquidity24h volume
USELESSLAPTOP / ETHUniswap V4 Base$0$369.2K

Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.

How to buy Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP)

  1. Get a Base wallet. Install MetaMask or Coinbase Wallet and fund it with ETH on Base.
  2. Open a DEX. USELESSLAPTOP trades mainly on Uniswap V4 Base. Paste the contract address rather than searching the ticker: names can be copied by scam tokens.
  3. Verify the contract. Check it against the address on this page: 0x40a20481f783f91d39212bb609433ef7e5221164 You can open that address on BaseScan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it.
  4. Set slippage sensibly. With $0 of liquidity, even small orders move the price. Use small sizes and expect high slippage.
  5. Confirm and review. After the swap, verify the tokens landed and that you can sell a small amount back. If a sell fails, treat it as a honeypot.

Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP) price prediction, answered with arithmetic

Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. USELESSLAPTOP trades at $0.0002982 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.

Target priceMultiple from todayImplied valuationFor scale
$0.00051.7x$500.0Ka small-cap crypto asset
$0.1335.4x$100.00Ma mid-tier crypto asset
$13,354x$1.00Ba large-cap crypto asset

This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where USELESSLAPTOP will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.

How to trade USELESSLAPTOP safely

USELESSLAPTOP FAQ

What is the price of USELESSLAPTOP today?

Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP) trades at $0.0002982, gained +244% over the last 24 hours.

What do the on-chain numbers say about USELESSLAPTOP?

We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, USELESSLAPTOP sits at 0 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Negligible liquidity, high rug risk; 24h volume is 1508670 times the pool liquidity, which is not physically plausible in real trading and points to wash trading; The pool reports $369.2K of volume across 245 trades, which averages $1.5K per trade against $0 of liquidity. A swap that size is 150682% of the whole pool and could not clear at the prices recorded, so we do not treat the volume figure as usable.

How much liquidity does USELESSLAPTOP have?

The tracked pool holds $0 of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.

Where can I buy Useless Laptop (USELESSLAPTOP)?

USELESSLAPTOP trades on Base, mainly through Uniswap V4 Base. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.

What is the 24 hour trading volume of USELESSLAPTOP?

USELESSLAPTOP has traded $369.2K in the last 24 hours across 245 transactions, split 146 buys and 99 sells.

When was USELESSLAPTOP launched?

The tracked USELESSLAPTOP pool was created 8 days ago, on Sep 11, 2026.

What is the all-time high of USELESSLAPTOP?

The highest daily price on record is $0.0003332, reached on Sep 10, 2026. USELESSLAPTOP currently trades -10.5% from that level.

What is the all-time low of USELESSLAPTOP?

The lowest daily price on record is $0.00008656, on Sep 10, 2026, putting the current price +244% above it.

What is the contract address of USELESSLAPTOP?

The USELESSLAPTOP contract address on Base is 0x40a20481f783f91d39212bb609433ef7e5221164. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.

Could USELESSLAPTOP be a honeypot?

Sells are going through (99 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.

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