The Fast As Fuck chain Alpenlana
Alpenlana/USD price action, 0 candles at 15m. Data refreshes on every page load.
What is The Fast As Fuck chain (Alpenlana)?
The Fast As Fuck chain (Alpenlana) is a token trading on Solana at $0.00000319. Its main pool holds $2.5K of liquidity on Pump Fun, paired against SOL. Over the last 24 hours Alpenlana has gained +8.87% on $187 of trading volume across 3 transactions.
The pair was created 24 days ago (Sep 19, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.
Alpenlana history: the key events, on-chain
Alpenlana tokenomics and supply
Both addresses link straight to Solscan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.
Supply data for Alpenlana is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.
Alpenlana on-chain data, signal by signal
We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: Alpenlana sits at 37/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.
- Negligible liquidity, high rug risk
What moves the Alpenlana price?
Alpenlana is a Solana token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume is low relative to the $2.5K sitting in the pool, so the price can stay flat for long stretches and then jump when a single sizeable order arrives. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Solana market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a F grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.
Alpenlana to USD converter and price calculator
| Alpenlana | USD |
|---|---|
| 500,000 Alpenlana | $2 |
| 5.00M Alpenlana | $16 |
| 50.00M Alpenlana | $160 |
| 500.00M Alpenlana | $1.6K |
| 5.00B Alpenlana | $16.0K |
| USD | Alpenlana |
|---|---|
| $10 | 3.13M Alpenlana |
| $100 | 31.35M Alpenlana |
| $1,000 | 313.45M Alpenlana |
| $10,000 | 3.13B Alpenlana |
| $100,000 | 31.35B Alpenlana |
Alpenlana markets and top pools
Only one active pool is currently tracked for Alpenlana.
Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.
How to buy The Fast As Fuck chain (Alpenlana)
- Get a Solana wallet. Install Phantom or Solflare and fund it with SOL.
- Open a DEX. Alpenlana trades mainly on Pump Fun. Paste the contract address rather than searching the ticker: names can be copied by scam tokens.
- Verify the contract. Check it against the address on this page:
Be5mmprfjMcT9sMw9BAkfPs5Z47sHENFxAfis6JMpumpYou can open that address on Solscan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it. - Set slippage sensibly. With $2.5K of liquidity, even small orders move the price. Use small sizes and expect high slippage.
- Confirm and review. After the swap, verify the tokens landed and that you can sell a small amount back. If a sell fails, treat it as a honeypot.
Alpenlana versus other Solana pairs
| Token | Price | 24h | Liquidity | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alpenlana (this page) | $0.00000319 | +8.87% | $2.5K | F 37 |
| Grandma price | $0.000003193 | -51.8% | $2.5K | D 50 |
| Selloor price | $0.000003073 | -33.6% | $2.4K | D 50 |
| OTC price | $0.000002982 | +1.98% | $2.4K | D 50 |
| AMC price | $0.000002442 | -98.1% | $2.7K | F 18 |
| KURO price | $0.000003423 | -84.6% | $2.7K | D 50 |
The Fast As Fuck chain (Alpenlana) price prediction, answered with arithmetic
Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. Alpenlana trades at $0.00000319 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.
| Target price | Multiple from today | Implied valuation | For scale |
|---|---|---|---|
| $0.000005 | 1.6x | $7.7K | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $0.1 | 31,345x | $154.85M | a mid-tier crypto asset |
| $1 | 313,451x | $1.55B | a large-cap crypto asset |
This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where Alpenlana will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.
How to trade Alpenlana safely
- Size against liquidity, not conviction. The pool holds $2.5K. A trade worth more than roughly 1% of that will move the price against you.
- Test the exit first. Buy a small amount, then immediately sell part of it. Tokens that block sells are the single most common trap.
- Watch the buy/sell balance. Currently 2 buys against 1 sells in 24 hours. A rough balance between the two suggests the market functions in both directions.
- Check the age. This pool was created 24 days ago. Most rug pulls happen within the first hours of a pool going live.
- Never invest more than you can lose. Low-cap tokens can go to zero, and frequently do.
Alpenlana FAQ
What is the price of Alpenlana today?
The Fast As Fuck chain (Alpenlana) trades at $0.00000319, gained +8.87% over the last 24 hours.
What do the on-chain numbers say about Alpenlana?
We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, Alpenlana sits at 37 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Negligible liquidity, high rug risk.
How much liquidity does Alpenlana have?
The tracked pool holds $2.5K of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.
Where can I buy The Fast As Fuck chain (Alpenlana)?
Alpenlana trades on Solana, mainly through Pump Fun. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.
What is the 24 hour trading volume of Alpenlana?
Alpenlana has traded $187 in the last 24 hours across 3 transactions, split 2 buys and 1 sells.
When was Alpenlana launched?
The tracked Alpenlana pool was created 24 days ago, on Sep 19, 2026.
What is the contract address of Alpenlana?
The Alpenlana contract address on Solana is Be5mmprfjMcT9sMw9BAkfPs5Z47sHENFxAfis6JMpump. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.
Could Alpenlana be a honeypot?
Sells are going through (1 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.
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