Albert and Einstein DUMBASSES
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What is Albert and Einstein (DUMBASSES)?
Albert and Einstein (DUMBASSES) is a token trading on Solana at $0.000002174. Its main pool holds $1.8K of liquidity on Pump Fun, paired against SOL. Over the last 24 hours DUMBASSES has fallen -8.26% on $2.1K of trading volume across 40 transactions.
The pair was created 58 days ago (Aug 14, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.
How DUMBASSES launched
The token was announced in this post on X.
Who created DUMBASSES, and what else have they launched?
The wallet that deployed DUMBASSES has launched 24 other tokens. This is the single most useful signal about a launch that most sites never show.
| Token | Peak market cap | Market cap now | Outcome |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gorilla | $12.4K | $28 | Active |
| EXCEL | $7.3K | $28 | Active |
| Michael | $5.8K | $28 | Active |
| EXCEL | $5.6K | $28 | Active |
| SCAT | $4.8K | $28 | Active |
| Algrow | $2.4K | $28 | Active |
| Flick | n/a | $28 | Active |
| SHWEENY | n/a | $28 | Active |
Track record is read from the launch platform for the deployer wallet. A wallet that repeatedly launches tokens which pump and then collapse is a pattern worth knowing before you buy.
DUMBASSES history: the key events, on-chain
DUMBASSES tokenomics and supply
Both addresses link straight to Solscan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.
Supply data for DUMBASSES is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.
DUMBASSES on-chain data, signal by signal
We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: DUMBASSES sits at 44/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.
- Negligible liquidity, high rug risk
DUMBASSES contract checks, reported by GoPlus Security
These checks come from GoPlus Security, an independent contract scanner. We publish their reading, we do not produce it.
What moves the DUMBASSES price?
DUMBASSES is a Solana token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume sits at roughly 1.2 times pool liquidity, a fairly typical ratio for an actively traded pair. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Solana market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a D grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.
DUMBASSES to USD converter and price calculator
| DUMBASSES | USD |
|---|---|
| 500,000 DUMBASSES | $1 |
| 5.00M DUMBASSES | $11 |
| 50.00M DUMBASSES | $109 |
| 500.00M DUMBASSES | $1.1K |
| 5.00B DUMBASSES | $10.9K |
| USD | DUMBASSES |
|---|---|
| $10 | 4.60M DUMBASSES |
| $100 | 46.00M DUMBASSES |
| $1,000 | 460.04M DUMBASSES |
| $10,000 | 4.60B DUMBASSES |
| $100,000 | 46.00B DUMBASSES |
DUMBASSES markets and top pools
Only one active pool is currently tracked for DUMBASSES.
Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.
How to buy Albert and Einstein (DUMBASSES)
- Get a Solana wallet. Install Phantom or Solflare and fund it with SOL.
- Open a DEX. DUMBASSES trades mainly on Pump Fun. Paste the contract address rather than searching the ticker: names can be copied by scam tokens.
- Verify the contract. Check it against the address on this page:
9JpgwBCAJfyXHHVwjEZMrca9tAf4T7iZQW2CnzKkpumpYou can open that address on Solscan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it. - Set slippage sensibly. With $1.8K of liquidity, even small orders move the price. Use small sizes and expect high slippage.
- Confirm and review. After the swap, verify the tokens landed and that you can sell a small amount back. If a sell fails, treat it as a honeypot.
DUMBASSES versus other Solana pairs
| Token | Price | 24h | Liquidity | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| DUMBASSES (this page) | $0.000002174 | -8.26% | $1.8K | D 44 |
| IMC price | $0.000002255 | -68.6% | $1.8K | F 30 |
| EDC price | $0.000002208 | -23.9% | $1.8K | F 39 |
| $1 price | $0.000002324 | +1.87% | $1.8K | D 47 |
| CALLER price | $0.000002138 | -21.3% | $1.7K | D 50 |
| RavenHood price | $0.0000344 | +30.8% | $1.6K | D 50 |
Albert and Einstein (DUMBASSES) price prediction, answered with arithmetic
Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. DUMBASSES trades at $0.000002174 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.
| Target price | Multiple from today | Implied valuation | For scale |
|---|---|---|---|
| $0.000005 | 2.3x | $5.0K | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $0.1 | 46,004x | $100.00M | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $1 | 460,036x | $1000.00M | a mid-tier crypto asset |
This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where DUMBASSES will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.
How to trade DUMBASSES safely
- Size against liquidity, not conviction. The pool holds $1.8K. A trade worth more than roughly 1% of that will move the price against you.
- Test the exit first. Buy a small amount, then immediately sell part of it. Tokens that block sells are the single most common trap.
- Watch the buy/sell balance. Currently 17 buys against 23 sells in 24 hours. A rough balance between the two suggests the market functions in both directions.
- Check the age. This pool was created 58 days ago. Most rug pulls happen within the first hours of a pool going live.
- Never invest more than you can lose. Low-cap tokens can go to zero, and frequently do.
DUMBASSES FAQ
What is the price of DUMBASSES today?
Albert and Einstein (DUMBASSES) trades at $0.000002174, fallen -8.26% over the last 24 hours.
What do the on-chain numbers say about DUMBASSES?
We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, DUMBASSES sits at 44 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Negligible liquidity, high rug risk.
How much liquidity does DUMBASSES have?
The tracked pool holds $1.8K of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.
Where can I buy Albert and Einstein (DUMBASSES)?
DUMBASSES trades on Solana, mainly through Pump Fun. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.
What is the 24 hour trading volume of DUMBASSES?
DUMBASSES has traded $2.1K in the last 24 hours across 40 transactions, split 17 buys and 23 sells.
When was DUMBASSES launched?
The tracked DUMBASSES pool was created 58 days ago, on Aug 14, 2026.
What is the contract address of DUMBASSES?
The DUMBASSES contract address on Solana is 9JpgwBCAJfyXHHVwjEZMrca9tAf4T7iZQW2CnzKkpump. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.
Could DUMBASSES be a honeypot?
Sells are going through (23 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.
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