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This Shit Looks Alpha TSLA

$0.000003285 -38.8% 24h
32/100
Grade F
ON-CHAIN HEALTH INDEX

TSLA/USD price action, 19 candles at 15m. Data refreshes on every page load.

$0.000003285
Price
n/a
Market cap
$3.3K
FDV
$2.7K
Liquidity
$127.5K
24h volume
3,135
24h txns

What is This Shit Looks Alpha (TSLA)?

This Shit Looks Alpha (TSLA) is a token trading on Solana at $0.000003285. Its main pool holds $2.7K of liquidity on Pump Fun, paired against SOL. Over the last 24 hours TSLA has fallen -38.8% on $127.5K of trading volume across 3,135 transactions.

The pair was created 35 days ago (Sep 8, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.

TSLA history: the key events, on-chain

Sep 8, 2026
Pool created on Pump FunThe TSLA/SOL pair went live and became tradable on Solana.
Oct 13, 2026
Trading at $0.000003285$2.7K liquidity, $127.5K in 24h volume, 1772 buys against 1363 sells.

TSLA tokenomics and supply

Total supply1.00B TSLA
Market capn/a
Fully diluted valuation$3.3K
Circulating estimateNot reported
Decimals6
Pool addressFh5kSV...pcUG

Both addresses link straight to Solscan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.

Supply data for TSLA is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.

TSLA on-chain data, signal by signal

We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: TSLA sits at 32/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.

LiquidityUnder $5k ($2.7K)
Volume48x liquidity, wash risk
Trades1772 buys / 1363 sells
Age35d old
Public presenceNo website, socials or description published
Risk flags

TSLA contract checks, reported by GoPlus Security

These checks come from GoPlus Security, an independent contract scanner. We publish their reading, we do not produce it.

Mint authorityrenounced
Freeze authorityrenounced
Metadatalocked

What moves the TSLA price?

TSLA is a Solana token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume is currently running at 47.8 times pool liquidity, meaning the pool turns over many times a day. That produces sharp moves in both directions and makes the price highly sensitive to a handful of large trades. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Solana market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a F grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.

TSLA to USD converter and price calculator

TSLAUSD
500,000 TSLA$2
5.00M TSLA$16
50.00M TSLA$164
500.00M TSLA$1.6K
5.00B TSLA$16.4K
USDTSLA
$103.04M TSLA
$10030.44M TSLA
$1,000304.42M TSLA
$10,0003.04B TSLA
$100,00030.44B TSLA

TSLA markets and top pools

Only one active pool is currently tracked for TSLA.

Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.

How to buy This Shit Looks Alpha (TSLA)

  1. Get a Solana wallet. Install Phantom or Solflare and fund it with SOL.
  2. Open a DEX. TSLA trades mainly on Pump Fun. Paste the contract address rather than searching the ticker: names can be copied by scam tokens.
  3. Verify the contract. Check it against the address on this page: FfYbMh1UZ2Dv9Vr1YXTCnJzRmiM3hTt1dwqttf39igxT You can open that address on Solscan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it.
  4. Set slippage sensibly. With $2.7K of liquidity, even small orders move the price. Use small sizes and expect high slippage.
  5. Confirm and review. After the swap, verify the tokens landed and that you can sell a small amount back. If a sell fails, treat it as a honeypot.

TSLA versus other Solana pairs

TokenPrice24hLiquidityScore
TSLA (this page)$0.000003285-38.8%$2.7KF 32
AMC price$0.000002442-98.1%$2.7KF 18
KURO price$0.000003423-84.6%$2.7KD 50
Grandma price$0.000003193-51.8%$2.5KD 50
Selloor price$0.000003073-33.6%$2.4KD 50
OTC price$0.000002982+1.98%$2.4KD 50

This Shit Looks Alpha (TSLA) price prediction, answered with arithmetic

Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. TSLA trades at $0.000003285 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.

Target priceMultiple from todayImplied valuationFor scale
$0.0000051.5x$5.0Ka small-cap crypto asset
$0.130,442x$100.00Ma mid-tier crypto asset
$1304,422x$1.00Ba large-cap crypto asset

This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where TSLA will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.

How to trade TSLA safely

TSLA FAQ

What is the price of TSLA today?

This Shit Looks Alpha (TSLA) trades at $0.000003285, fallen -38.8% over the last 24 hours.

What do the on-chain numbers say about TSLA?

We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, TSLA sits at 32 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Negligible liquidity, high rug risk; Volume far exceeds liquidity, possible wash trading.

How much liquidity does TSLA have?

The tracked pool holds $2.7K of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.

Where can I buy This Shit Looks Alpha (TSLA)?

TSLA trades on Solana, mainly through Pump Fun. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.

What is the 24 hour trading volume of TSLA?

TSLA has traded $127.5K in the last 24 hours across 3,135 transactions, split 1772 buys and 1363 sells.

When was TSLA launched?

The tracked TSLA pool was created 35 days ago, on Sep 8, 2026.

What is the contract address of TSLA?

The TSLA contract address on Solana is FfYbMh1UZ2Dv9Vr1YXTCnJzRmiM3hTt1dwqttf39igxT. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.

Could TSLA be a honeypot?

Sells are going through (1363 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.

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Traders looking at TSLA also open AMC, KURO, Grandma, Selloor, OTC.