DEXONOMICS

Definitely Is Satire DIS

$0.000005875 0.00% 24h
59/100
Grade C
ON-CHAIN HEALTH INDEX
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$0.000005875
Price
n/a
Market cap
$5.9K
FDV
$5.9K
Liquidity
$6
24h volume
1
24h txns

What is Definitely Is Satire (DIS)?

Definitely Is Satire (DIS) is a token trading on Ethereum at $0.000005875. Its main pool holds $5.9K of liquidity on Uniswap V4 Ethereum, paired against DISon. Over the last 24 hours DIS has gained 0.00% on $6 of trading volume across 1 transactions.

The pair was created 11 days ago (Sep 7, 2026). Price, liquidity and volume on this page are read directly from on-chain pool data.

DIS history: the key events, on-chain

Sep 7, 2026
Pool created on Uniswap V4 EthereumThe DIS/DISon pair went live and became tradable on Ethereum.
Sep 18, 2026
Trading at $0.000005875$5.9K liquidity, $6 in 24h volume, 1 buys against 0 sells.

DIS tokenomics and supply

Total supplyNot reported
Market capn/a
Fully diluted valuation$5.9K
Circulating estimateNot reported
DecimalsNot reported
Pool address0x1b54...2866

Both addresses link straight to Etherscan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.

Supply data for DIS is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.

DIS on-chain data, signal by signal

We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: DIS sits at 59/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.

LiquidityOnly $5.9K in pool
Volume24h volume $6
Age11d old
No mechanical red flags detected in liquidity, volume balance or trade flow. This is not a guarantee of safety.

DIS contract checks, reported by GoPlus Security

These checks come from GoPlus Security, an independent contract scanner. We publish their reading, we do not produce it.

Holders3
Top 10 wallets hold100% of supply
Contract source publishedNo
Deployer0x82cfecc75cd2df8c6154a90aa51a51156a5c9c69

What moves the DIS price?

DIS is a Ethereum token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume is low relative to the $5.9K sitting in the pool, so the price can stay flat for long stretches and then jump when a single sizeable order arrives. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Ethereum market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a C grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.

DIS to USD converter and price calculator

DISUSD
200,000 DIS$1
2.00M DIS$12
20.00M DIS$118
200.00M DIS$1.2K
2.00B DIS$11.8K
USDDIS
$101.70M DIS
$10017.02M DIS
$1,000170.21M DIS
$10,0001.70B DIS
$100,00017.02B DIS

DIS markets and top pools

Only one active pool is currently tracked for DIS.

Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.

How to buy Definitely Is Satire (DIS)

  1. Get a Ethereum wallet. Install MetaMask or Rabby and fund it with ETH.
  2. Open a DEX. DIS trades mainly on Uniswap V4 Ethereum. Paste the contract address rather than searching the ticker: names can be copied by scam tokens.
  3. Verify the contract. Check it against the address on this page: 0x6e49aba42a0ffcb65d09a7f51aa095598c48d768 You can open that address on Etherscan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it.
  4. Set slippage sensibly. With $5.9K of liquidity, even small orders move the price. Use small sizes and expect high slippage.
  5. Confirm and review. After the swap, verify the tokens landed and that you can sell a small amount back. If a sell fails, treat it as a honeypot.

DIS versus other Ethereum pairs

TokenPrice24hLiquidityScore
DIS (this page)$0.0000058750.00%$5.9KC 59
BOIÚNA price$0.000119+538%$6.1KB 74
MIA price$0.000006264+218%$5.3KC 72
test price$0.000049580.00%$5.0KF 35
HEDGEHOG price$0.000004586+3.36%$4.7KF 33
TERMINUS price$0.000004223-7.52%$4.2KF 33

Definitely Is Satire (DIS) price prediction, answered with arithmetic

Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. DIS trades at $0.000005875 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.

Target priceMultiple from todayImplied valuationFor scale
$0.000011.7x$10.0Ka small-cap crypto asset
$0.117,021x$100.00Ma mid-tier crypto asset
$1170,205x$1.00Ba large-cap crypto asset

This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where DIS will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.

How to trade DIS safely

DIS FAQ

What is the price of DIS today?

Definitely Is Satire (DIS) trades at $0.000005875, gained 0.00% over the last 24 hours.

What do the on-chain numbers say about DIS?

We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, DIS sits at 59 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. No mechanical red flags were detected, which is not a guarantee of safety.

How much liquidity does DIS have?

The tracked pool holds $5.9K of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.

Where can I buy Definitely Is Satire (DIS)?

DIS trades on Ethereum, mainly through Uniswap V4 Ethereum. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.

What is the 24 hour trading volume of DIS?

DIS has traded $6 in the last 24 hours across 1 transactions, split 1 buys and 0 sells.

When was DIS launched?

The tracked DIS pool was created 11 days ago, on Sep 7, 2026.

What is the contract address of DIS?

The DIS contract address on Ethereum is 0x6e49aba42a0ffcb65d09a7f51aa095598c48d768. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.

Could DIS be a honeypot?

Sells are going through (0 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.

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