DEXONOMICS

Vitalik's Laptop strixhalo

$0.00007111 +875% 24h
5/100
Grade F
ON-CHAIN HEALTH INDEX
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$0.00007111
Price
n/a
Market cap
$24.6K
FDV
$0
Liquidity
$24.4K
24h volume
178
24h txns

What is Vitalik's Laptop (strixhalo)?

Vitalik's Laptop (strixhalo) is a token trading on Ethereum at $0.00007111. Its main pool holds $0 of liquidity on Uniswap V2, paired against WETH. Over the last 24 hours strixhalo has gained +875% on $24.4K of trading volume across 178 transactions.

The pair was created 2 days ago (Sep 17, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.

strixhalo history: the key events, on-chain

Sep 17, 2026
Pool created on Uniswap V2The strixhalo/WETH pair went live and became tradable on Ethereum.
Sep 19, 2026
Trading at $0.00007111$0 liquidity, $24.4K in 24h volume, 126 buys against 52 sells.

strixhalo tokenomics and supply

Total supplyNot reported
Market capn/a
Fully diluted valuation$24.6K
Circulating estimateNot reported
DecimalsNot reported
Pool address0x9575...1cd3

Both addresses link straight to Etherscan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.

Supply data for strixhalo is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.

strixhalo on-chain data, signal by signal

We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: strixhalo sits at 5/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.

LiquidityUnder $5k ($0)
Volume1563864x liquidity, almost certainly wash traded
Trades126 buys / 52 sells
Age2d old
Risk flags

What moves the strixhalo price?

strixhalo is a Ethereum token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume is currently running at 1563863.8 times pool liquidity, meaning the pool turns over many times a day. That produces sharp moves in both directions and makes the price highly sensitive to a handful of large trades. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Ethereum market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a F grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.

strixhalo to USD converter and price calculator

strixhaloUSD
20,000 strixhalo$1
200,000 strixhalo$14
2.00M strixhalo$142
20.00M strixhalo$1.4K
200.00M strixhalo$14.2K
USDstrixhalo
$10140,622 strixhalo
$1001.41M strixhalo
$1,00014.06M strixhalo
$10,000140.62M strixhalo
$100,0001.41B strixhalo

strixhalo markets and top pools

Only one active pool is currently tracked for strixhalo.

Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.

How to buy Vitalik's Laptop (strixhalo)

  1. Get a Ethereum wallet. Install MetaMask or Rabby and fund it with ETH.
  2. Open a DEX. strixhalo trades mainly on Uniswap V2. Paste the contract address rather than searching the ticker: names can be copied by scam tokens.
  3. Verify the contract. Check it against the address on this page: 0x4d3f79562df35f06d2a8bb9017ffa184b2c28fdf You can open that address on Etherscan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it.
  4. Set slippage sensibly. With $0 of liquidity, even small orders move the price. Use small sizes and expect high slippage.
  5. Confirm and review. After the swap, verify the tokens landed and that you can sell a small amount back. If a sell fails, treat it as a honeypot.

Vitalik's Laptop (strixhalo) price prediction, answered with arithmetic

Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. strixhalo trades at $0.00007111 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.

Target priceMultiple from todayImplied valuationFor scale
$0.00022.8x$69.3Ka small-cap crypto asset
$0.11,406x$34.63Ma small-cap crypto asset
$114,062x$346.29Ma mid-tier crypto asset

This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where strixhalo will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.

How to trade strixhalo safely

strixhalo FAQ

What is the price of strixhalo today?

Vitalik's Laptop (strixhalo) trades at $0.00007111, gained +875% over the last 24 hours.

What do the on-chain numbers say about strixhalo?

We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, strixhalo sits at 5 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Negligible liquidity, high rug risk; 24h volume is 1563864 times the pool liquidity, which is not physically plausible in real trading and points to wash trading.

How much liquidity does strixhalo have?

The tracked pool holds $0 of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.

Where can I buy Vitalik's Laptop (strixhalo)?

strixhalo trades on Ethereum, mainly through Uniswap V2. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.

What is the 24 hour trading volume of strixhalo?

strixhalo has traded $24.4K in the last 24 hours across 178 transactions, split 126 buys and 52 sells.

When was strixhalo launched?

The tracked strixhalo pool was created 2 days ago, on Sep 17, 2026.

What is the contract address of strixhalo?

The strixhalo contract address on Ethereum is 0x4d3f79562df35f06d2a8bb9017ffa184b2c28fdf. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.

Could strixhalo be a honeypot?

Sells are going through (52 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.

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